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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I recall a Brit (I think?) giving a rundown on European slang, and it was something akin to pence meaning "fart", so all the stickers that said "Trump Pence" looked to them like stickers that boldly proclaimed "Fart Trumpet!" ...which is kinda just synonymous anyway, but it lined up nicely!

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 3 points 13 hours ago

Right, well, Trump & Pence haven't been on great terms since 2020. So I don't think he'd appreciate the Trump-pence coin. You're clever, though, never thought of that.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Pence ain't a thing no more mom ami. Trump tried to have him killed on Jan 6th and he's been a nothingburger since then

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

[–] UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

Will that lower grocery prices?

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 14 points 21 hours ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Spoiler

Andrew Jackson moment

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Just fucking pathetic.

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