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Utah poised to overtake UK as butt of bad teeth jokes.
EU countries don't add fluoride to the water supply. At least half of the US seems to have cognitive impairment, by the way they vote.
Maybe they're on to something?
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Dentists in ~~Florida~~ Utah: yesssss thanks for the increased business!
The Utah dental association was strongly against it. Dentists already make good money and most of them actually care about their patients health.
Dental health is also strongly correlated with cardiovascular disease and other diseases.
Yeah I'm in dental myself (another country), and when anti-fluoride patients come in, we generally sassily remark that we thank them for keeping us in business. Bit of dark humour to see the silver lining in things, I guess?
There have certainly been dental clinics going out of business in the last few years, something quite unheard of - unlike other 'new businesses', the success rate of opening a new dental clinic was normally guaranteed (unlike say a new cafe).
If the general population want to remove one of the best public health initiatives, then so be it. We'll make hay while the sun shines.
Bit of dark humour to see the silver lining in things, I guess?
Silver linings? Is that a dental filling turn of phrase? The joke doesn't work with composites though. :(
Haha no: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_lining_(idiom)
But still funny in context 🤭
Sorry, I should have been more clear. I'm familiar with the saying, I thought you might be going for the double entendre. :)
why florida? i feel i've missed something
Last bullet point in OPs post:
- Similar legislation is proposed in Florida, emphasizing the importance of consent in public health measures.
thanks. i'm apparently still high from my saturday night
I 100% misread the title and thought it was Florida.
I thought they just misspelled "Florida" myself.
I mean, it's a pretty safe bet for something like this.
DōTerra probably also behind this to an extent. Gotta find new ways to sell "essential" oils.
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There’s Swig all over the place in Utah… it’s literally liquified sugar. The dentists in that state are going to have an absolutely stellar future as their customers increase.
I'd agree, but Utah has an excessive glut of dentists. Folk who could be earning half a million annually working three days a week go to Utah and earn 75k.
Up next in Utah, higher dental insurance premiums, copays, and deductibles.
Or not even cover it all
Children's ice cream, Mandrake!
They're just protecting their precious bodily fluids
this is just sad
Dentists’ wet dream.