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But seriously, don't drink if you're pregnant. It's not that hard: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

[โ€“] hex@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Man.. how is this funny? ๐Ÿ˜

'tisn't the least bit funny.

[โ€“] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[โ€“] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think you can actually outsource RAM to Google drive or w/e if you want. Problem is you just shift the bottleneck from RAM to network speed

Or ya know you could use your hard drive like normal people do when they run out of ram.

[โ€“] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago

Swap to gdrive.

[โ€“] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago

I'm still trying to download that pizza.

[โ€“] sleen@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pff as if they know what a ram is..

/s

[โ€“] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, that kid's probably grown up now. Fuck, makes me feel old.

[โ€“] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AWS glacier is cheaper.

[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: you can mount a Google drive on your computer and put a swap file in it

[โ€“] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago

The ram will be as fast as your internet, good luck with cloud ram.

[โ€“] MP3Martin@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago
[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember when virtual ram was a thing. I can't remember exactly how it worked but IIRC software designated part of your hard disk as temporary ram. Which is a convoluted way of saying it used to be possible

[โ€“] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is still possible. Its called swap

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

swap is way slower than physical RAM though

[โ€“] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

PCIe4 NVME is faster than DDR1 used to be.

Uhh kinda. I don't think latency is anywhere near 70ns on a NVMe drive, so it would still be ridiculously slow compared to ddr1 even for most tasks.

[โ€“] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

The backup ram isn't as good as a dedicated one? Color me shocked

[โ€“] amon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nowadays people like zram swap

[โ€“] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yup, it's swap on *nix and "page file" or whatever on Windows. Without it, the OS would have to kill apps or just crash when it runs out.

[โ€“] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I'm aware. I was hoping op could expound on their statement.

[โ€“] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

So alcohol makes kids smart!