Borrowing from australian libs in 2016? Ooof
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โPhotos of Norwichโ, man what have they ever done?
inbreeding
Also a lot of American in the area due to there being 3 US Air Force bases within a 15 minute drive.
Is Albania known for inbreeding?
no norwich is
A Noble tradition
So this is how Brexit is supposed to solve the immigrant crisis
why not ! the USA is doing it too !
Modern problems, etc etc
Impact of brexit. I swear you canny make this shit up.
But people will still argue โyouโve got to look at other factorsโ โฆ
Showcase the best of british cuisine. Just show Albanians this Buzzfeed article, then the government could call in genuine PR.
As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding....all delicious.
And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.
Utter bollocks!
I also don't understand the hate on rice pudding. Most countries have a dessert like that.
It's good food, looks horrible, just make them not visit to find out.
I didn't think is was possible to hate squash. Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit, with the added benefit of being vegan.
Graffiti? oh no! the humanity! Also, I'm disappointed to learn that fly tipping doesn't have anything to do with flies.
Wtf is "flytipping"?
Illegal dumping of household bulk waste. Like, if you have an old fridge, you can just wheel it to a local park and leave it there.
Or a mattress to dispose of, you can carry it on your back like Obelisk in that comic, and dump it behind a half-built house.
Trade waste too. Got 20 tons of rubble but donโt want to pay the processing fees? Dump it on a farm somewhere.
Or just dump it in the middle of a country road it seems
Thereโs far, far worse places then Norwich. Swindon for example, or anywhere north of Cheltenham.
You're just making up place names now, aren't you. Yes, glostenshire and wonkenham put the uk in quite a sticky wicket, i do say
Those are almost real places. It's Gloucestershire (pronounced Glos-ter-shr) and Wokingham (pronounced woah-king-em).
Reminder that one of the original spellings of Gloucester was literally just Gloster, and then someone deliberately forced the other.
Hah!
penistone is a particularly mingy spot
I haven't heard pleasant things about Slough either.
True. And visiting Lowestoft made Greta Thunberg change her mind about rising sea levels.
Fuck Slough. The only other place in the UK more depressing that it is Hull.
Cumbernauld.
Slough's old bus station
Slough's current bus station (appropriately destroyed by arson)
Bru-tal-ist!
Please tell me this is true. Wankers.
Mind you, it's a shithole for someone with Albania as a frame of reference.
It doesn't matter where you're from, no one needs to see Norwich