I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
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Uh oh.
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About right
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https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
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It's OP hitting on me π³
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I die building a pigeon coop.
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...I'm not afab???
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Too late, I win!