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One former agency officer called the reporting of the names in an unclassified email a “counterintelligence disaster.”

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

dare i say, critical supp...

nah can't finish that sentence. i'll just say "lmao" instead

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah uncritical support for getting CIA goons merced

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

praising CIA three-heads-thinking Celebrating CIA getting swisscheesed

i really thought we had a larry david emoji

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

CIA goon squad lookin at my internet history hyperflush

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

I know Hanlon's razor and all that, but it feels like someone did it on purpose to burn/drive apart the cia and the wh.

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That email is certain to be equipped with a homing device. Go ahead, boot it up. In anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits. bateman-ontological

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Listen, folks, we know the N.O.C. list, right? Very important list, very sensitive. It’s like all the best agents, the best of the best. You have Ethan Hunt, very talented guy, tremendous skills, folks, but there’s so much at stake. We’re talking about secret identities—real spies, you know? And they don’t want this list getting out, believe me! tromp

[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I'm a little glad gay trans CIA is going away. Literally associates us with terrorism

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I hadn't really considered their frothing "DEI" bullshit impeding intelligence agencies. Too bigoted to even do imperialism, what a strange world

[–] someone@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I'm reviving dead meme formats!

[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

if my name appears on the list i want you all to know i’ll always cherish my time spent being y’all’s handler

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Reporting this is really funny because if the list wasn't a target before it certainly is a target now.

[–] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

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[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

I'm so excited for the sequel to this banger

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Russia, if you're listening