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[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

wow... i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument....

english is my first language...

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn't an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

english is my first language...

that's likely the reason. the more you're used to a language the less you notice mistakes

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This joke makes me want to commit violins

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like you got a trombone to pick

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Kick him in the pianist

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Do you feel violated?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I feel like it would work better if it wasn't the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s a decent joke.

Can anyone trump it?

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

If only the people who voted were decent

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I have autism and I didn't notice that

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

More or less my experience!

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Same, where are our powers

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I haven't noticed my own autism too.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.

Gone was the fun.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

I didnt notice the second one. I feel silly

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

When seeing this post and all the comments that continue the joke, the first thing i read is the musical instrument. I look at the text, see the replaced word and then go to the first word to actually read it

When reading the post, i also spent a bit rereading the first part, triangle to understand what it means until realizing its just a typo

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Ever had sax on phone?

I don't think it can be that piano to trick people.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it's about context clues not puns.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Adonriccg to rseracreh, 9 out of 10 ppleoe dno't srtulgge to raed sracblmed up wrods, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat leretts rmaein in the crrocet pacle.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago

You very smartphone.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

I don't guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Fuck, I'm 9 out of 10 people.

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

[–] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Explicitly not "random", but admittedly funny.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I noticed it :p

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

guess I'm 1 out of 10

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

I was loooking at it for like 2 minutes. How the hell do you mispell it that way. Then i thought it was autocorrect. Then i read the rest...

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

More like can't see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%