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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Rules that that are how you get residents breaking policy and bringing home appliances into the dorm and straining the circuit.

Just set a policy of watch the microwave, and enforce it. Making college students work around stupid policies is just going to cause more issues down the line lol

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 33 minutes ago

Exactly. Treat them like adults, which covers both the rules and consequences for breaking them.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah fam, people like that are the reason we had to evacuate the dorms every month or so in the middle of the night during the winter months.

That and idiots making toast. Not sure how people routinely fucked that up so badly.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

First year in dorms, fire alarm goes off and I'd evacuate. By third year I'd just put a pillow over my head and just accept my fate whatever it may be.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 67 points 8 hours ago

Well it doesn't say "no meth", so you're in the clear, here.

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 49 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I would accept a placard explaining that microwave popcorn does in fact require monitoring. The amount of times you get woken up at 3am by a fire alarm cuz some fuckwit set it for 5 minutes and walked away.. I get the ban.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Surely everyone knows the proper way to microwave popcorn, right? Set to 2 min, at around 1:30 listen for the pops, and if there aren't any for 3 sec, stop the microwave (don't force open, hit "cancel" or whatever). For my microwave, it's usually around 1:45-1:50, but each bag is different.

Boom, you should have <10 unpopped kernels (probably <5) and no burnt popcorn. Oh, and if you forget to turn it off, no fire risk either, but it might have a little bit of a "roasted" flavor with a couple of the popped kernels burning, but it should be mostly fine.

Or just set it to 1:45 or 1:50 and accept that it's non-optimal. But you'll want to get the popcorn out of the bag quickly, so I don't see the point.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

Or burn like 10 bags in a row, like my little brother and 2nd cousin did when my parents were vacationing... They kept putting the bag after bag upside down, so it couldn't expand, and never read the instructions. I was grounded, and missed out on the fun.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 39 minutes ago

Wow. Even my 4yo knows how the bag needs to be oriented.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on how shitty of a microwave it is. If it's a cheap low power microwave it might not even start popping till 3+ minutes.

Bottom line, whatever you're microwaving just stick around and pay attention. I was working at a school and overheard students talk about how much better warm chocolate chip cookies are, and one girl said she always warms them in the microwave if they're room temp. One of her classmates was intrigued and said he'd give it a try. At some point in the evening he threw a few dry ass Chips Ahoy in the microwave and set it for 5 minutes.

The smell of burnt cookies is almost as bad as burnt popcorn. At least there wasn't a fire.

it might not even start popping till 3+ minutes.

Sure. The first time you make popcorn, hang out until you know roughly how long it takes. The 3 sec rule works on pretty much anything though.

Once you know the rough timeline, then set it to just a little longer (10-20 sec) and then you can go to the restroom or something while waiting (or prep other snacks). Then you'll never have to worry about burning popcorn.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

don't force open, hit "cancel" or whatever

I don't think the timer on the microwave at my job has ever been reset. People just push the "start+30" button and jank it open when they're bored of waiting. It never reaches zero and nobody presses stop.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, I can’t think of a microwave that doesn’t immediately auto-shutoff when you open the door. No difference in just opening it vs shutting it off unless the parent comment has a reason I’ve never heard of.

They absolutely should, but that mechanism usually works with a little switch, and those can get sticky. Just build a habit of hitting cancel first and you won't have issues.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

They probably know.

However, college students (at least in the US) usually don’t know how to handle being intoxicated. This being the first time they are allowed and all.

That’s why the dorm popcorn alarm (aka fire alarm) goes off in the middle of the night, not early evening when people would be watching movies and such.

And that's why habits are so important. If you just set it to 5 min and turn it off at the right time when sober, you're going to screw it up when drunk. If you always set it to 2 min (or whatever is good for your microwave), you'll likely do the same when drunk.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

I feel people who say they aren't good at cooking are just bad at watching it. Too many people try to multitask it.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I also immediately pick it up and shake it when I stop it. That seems to help it pop more.

jiggle jiggle POP! Aw yiss...

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 1 points 30 minutes ago

I can smell this post.

I microwave myself a whole fish for breakfast every morning!

[–] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

That thing looks so old, I bet it has trouble heating water

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Do microwaves Lose their omphf over time? I've had some old ones seem perfectly fine.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just had to look this up. Apparently they do. The the magnetron (the electrical element that converts electrical energy into microwave energy) will not maintain the same power levels over time.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Sounds desirable tbh. Other than boiling water, a lower energy cook is typically better for microwaving.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

What in the consumerist logic

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Can't ban morons, needed to ban popcorn instead.