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My neck clicks whenever I turn to the right.

I have a few

A Dexa scan I had done revealed that I have an incredibly dense skeleton in the top 1% of the US national database. It sounds neat but it does absolutely nothing to stop all the soft tissue damage that sports accumulates.

A genetic test revealed I have the super taster gene, some things taste godly but mostly things people like taste bad to me. Coffee, beer, wine for instance are all repulsive.

I have no refractory period. I can pretty much have sex as long as I want and cum over and over again. Record for a single session was 19 with a kinky femdom I used to play with. Despite what all of those female rap songs tell you, there actually aren't very many women that are ready for Mr all night when he shows up.

I heal incredibly fast, I had major surgery and I blew past all the normal milestones for recovery.

I have central heterochromia in both eyes which I'm told is attractive

I also likely have the genes for FNSS (familial natural short sleep) which basically just means that I am genetically predisposed to only require 4 to 5 hours Sleep a night to feel completely refreshed.

Mentally perceive sounds as color. I don't get the visual effect as with true synesthesia but more like my mind says "that sound is blue" when I hear it.

I can pop my ears whenever I want, like someone else mentioned. Handy on flights, but I haven't been able to teach my kids how. If I forget to blink for a bit and then blink involuntarily when my eyes itch, my jaw snaps shut also involuntarily, causing my teeth to snap together. I can roll my tongue, which is apparently a genetic thing. I can hear high frequency sounds, like bats, and rodent repellents. It can be painfully loud when noone else around me can hear them, so they have a degree of disbelief if I mention it.

When I eat a few dill pickles, my scalp tingles. It's mostly a pleasant sensation.

• If I blow my nose too hard when I’m sick I get pink eye
• I sneeze when I walk outside on a sunny day

Sneezing when I eat too much, typically 3 times.

I get a searing pain up the side of my face if I yawn incorrectly

im not kidding when i drink milk, my stool ends up with blood. I thought I was lactose intolerant but I do need to check.

So far with lactose free milk im okay! so i can still eat cereal :)

I can feel pain in my back and knees when I'm tired. That may be a tell that I'm getting old

I often have weird shakes when falling asleep, something like with epileptic seizure but only for a second

Sometimes I have this weird fucked up perception of scale or distance, laying in bed and it feels like the ceiling is like going far away. Also sometimes had this very anxious feeling of something like sheet of paper being crushed or something. Don't remember when these last happened but was really common when I was a kid