Bean-master level unlocked!
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???
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How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?
And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.
oh no, not the beans!
At least the safe did it's job
Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?
That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!
You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.
What would you need 2 vaults for?
One for each of the bowls if beans
In case you want to use it more than once.
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I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn't mean it literally...
I'm surprised I didn't see Cars 2 on your computer screen.
I've never bean so disappointed. 😔
This gentleman is eating beans
Come on guys, the beans go in the safe
I know this won't help but for what it's worth those look delicious.
Kevin’s famous chili?
NSFMR