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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

lol 30. Hitting 41 and still don’t get it. But 42 will show me the meaning of life and everything.

Incorrect. I just hit 43, and there's no meaning of life, the universe, or anything.

The cake is a lie.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Though I do get the joke, the meaning of life is what you make of it. If you expect it to reveal itself to you at one point, you'll be disappointed.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The meaning of life is what you make of it, if you are able. Pretty big caveat.

[–] TheTurner@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

The more that I read about ADHD, the more I think that I should get checked out for it.

[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Suddenly realize as a 24 year old i might be really young for lemmy. Every one is above 30s lol

Edit: and most seem to be ADHD, questioning what am i doing here.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Being ADHD and getting closer to our age

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Sometimes I have bursts of this in the middle of the night.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

30 seems like only yesterday

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I was 30 fucking 25 years ago.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

35 and still have these walls between me and the simplest tasks. No idea if it's ADHD, but somehow I manage to get through.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Diagnosed in my 40s, and ow.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I fucking wish I was only 30.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is there anything you wish you did when you were 30?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dude, I knew so early about it, people were just giving them away. I thought it was a scam, still do but I could have been the beneficiary of the scam instead of just a passive observer.

[–] mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

same. i had a friend that was going to pay me 2 bitcoins to drive him 20 minutes to check out a car and then back if he didn't buy it. i decided that i would just do it for free because we were friends and i didn't want to figure out the wallet stuff. woops.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My former doctor: "Ya. You probably have ADHD but you're fine. You've learned to cope with it."

Me: Drinking half a bottle of Jim Beam every night to "cope".

Side note: nice seeing you around again Stamets. The meme quality was suffering in your absence.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Heard that before. "Learned to cope" does not mean "Is coping healthily" you asshats.

And thanks buddy <3

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me too. Son's dyslexic and I'm noticing a lot of ADHD traits in him. And it all reminds me a lot of how I was and it just explains a lot of the things in my life. Just got to get around to finding a therapist for him and me...

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[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The best part is being 53 and still totally believing it every single day. I'm going to absolutely crush tomorrow!!!

[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

I think this every single day when my alarm wakes me for Gym.

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[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

So, uh, serious question. Is it not like this for everyone?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Apparently some people can just...get stuff done somehow?

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Like when you set some important object down in a random spot and genuinely believe you'll remember where it is when you need it again, in spite of this never working ever.

edit: for reference, seconds after posting this I looked to the left and noticed the lovely piece of pie I brought in here with my tea about a half hour ago. I've almost finished my tea.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yep, but ADHD is not a disability. Right? Everyone is sometimes unorganized or slacks around for a day...

/s just to be extra sure.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Shit

Mid-40s like most everyone else here apparently

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s a part I need to install in my car. The box has been sitting right next to the front door for two weeks…I’ll knock it out over the weekend I promise

(Narrator: He will in fact most likely watch hockey and drink beer on the couch)

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I work a job where I deal with a lot of deadlines. I've never missed one, but my priority schedule works on a FAFO basis. We FA until it comes to being almost time to FO, and we really don't want to FO.

So then I tear ass through my tasks until I've done two weeks worth of work in an afternoon lol

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then you get medicated and you realise that even when you do things shit still takes time to do.

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[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I got a referral to get screened, but they never submitted the referral. I followed up about 8 months later at my annual physical, because that's kind of how this works. My doc asked if I went, I said I never got a call from them, and she said I should have called sooner and not wait so long, which is mildly infuriating given the nature of the condition I think I have. After my apt, they sent off a referral and told me I could expect a call within a few days. It never came, so I messaged my physicians office a couple of weeks later and they gave me the number of the center to call and follow up on the referral, which is now months later and not done. I know I just have to make a call, but it feels damn near like the hardest thing I need to do. I'm also heavily considering changing physicians. The first slip up is infuriating, but whatever, it's easier to stay than switch doctors. However, the response I received telling me to follow up on the referral that the doctor's office submitted feels like someone who didn't want to deal with me.

Anyway... 35 here and it gets worse each year, so I really do need to follow up and at least see if it's something I can get meds for, or if I'm just screwed up and need to just "cope" until I die. The alcohol consumption will probably ensure that I'm not old and decrepit, so I've got that going for me.

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