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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

Aphrobeesiac

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

When are they coming out with plan bee

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh, guys? Is this what they're talking about with the birds and the bees?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The mind certainly has checked out

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well don't get it mixed up with your breakfast honey, especially if you take the metro to work.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Don't kink shame.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 18 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes I come close to asking how you find this kind of stuff, then I realize I'm probably better off not knowing.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamn I love France

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Aren't bees dying after a single sting?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's other types of honey?