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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Odin is looking good for being a few thousand years old.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would get off that train before it jumps the tracks onto a rainbow bridge and you end up in Niflheim in the middle of a battle with Ice Giants without even so much as a spear or a parka on you.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

You’d get off right before it gets good? Hard disagree.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Counter point Odin would definitely have some of the more bat shit insane designs humanity has come up with since the viking age, like the War Wolf, Ratte, or the ever glorious Bob Semple tank.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

odin go home, you're drunk again scaring the mortals

If this man approaches you and tells you that you are worthy, you fucking listen to him.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I laughed out loud in the office, and nobody understood the joke. I need a better employer.

[–] fxomt@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I too, would love a spear and especially a crow.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work).

Seriously, a spearhead is like 30 bucks.

[–] fxomt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work)

anything is free if you are dedicated enough

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you give your right eye for ’em?

[–] fxomt@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My guy, I'd give my left testicle just for the crow.

AND ill throw in my right eye!

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

is that Huginn or Muninn?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was his eye poked out by the spear
or pecked out by the crow?

I’m too scared to ask him.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago

He clearly placed it in Mimisbrunnr

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now that is what you call embracing your age

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I bet no one fucks with this guy.

[–] cgd@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is AI right? The spear isn't straight. It curves in with the seat.

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Could be carved from a branch. Would be in character.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago

Could be rolling shutter artifact from the vibrations