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Everyone else "Yay they gave us exactly what we wanted, and a nice normal name too!" soypoint-2

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they didn't do an Xbox and call it something confusing, but I was hoping this console could have it's own identity.

I'm happy for a more powerful Switch, it sounds neat. Still, I kinda was hoping for something more... Nintendo weird.

~~Okay maybe I'm just mad because I was hoping after the Nintendo Switch that we'd be getting a Nintendo Dom and a Nintendo Sub~~

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[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who thinks the Super Switch would’ve been a fun name and a nice callback to Nintendo’s past? Like, I don’t understand why they didn’t do that with the Wii U either (Wii and Super Wii sounds so cute).

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Super Switch sounds a lot more on brand for Nintendo, Switch 2 makes it sound like they're trying to make this look like a new PlayStation. They should have hired you to do their marketing

[–] buh@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It’s called Switch 2 because when you see it you turn 2π radians and moonwalk away

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

That's a deep cut of online gamer humor

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

They didn't want people making the "Well if the Switch is so good, why isn't there a Switch 2?" jokes.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

switch to what? I'm confused. I think I'll just get a steamdeck.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Switch 2 the polls planet-hillary

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

lotta, like, parents and other people on the periphery of gaming industry thought the WiiU was just an extra tablet you connected to your old Wii. Probably the sound decision here.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I thought that WiiU was the sound an ambulance makes

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One time my mate's house got burgled and they stole the WiiU controller but not the actual WiiU.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah. True. At least they're more creative with naming than Sony lol

[–] butter@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

In Japanese, 2 is pronounced "ni"

So it would've been the Wii Ni

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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My discords are split between zoomers who are extremely angry that the Switch 2 will not bring them back to playing Picto Chat in middle school, old farts who will wait until it goes on sale, and even older farts who are excited about it because they have kids who can play games on it.

I kinda was hoping for something more... Nintendo weird.

I would've liked that too, but didn't expect it. One thing that snuck in though is that the new joycons can be used as mice. I bet Shiggy has something dumb planned with that.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wait until it goes on sale

Idk about where y'all live, but where I live, their consoles never go on sale

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until the New Switch 2 comes out and get a secondhand Switch 2

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I unironically think the mouse functionality will make this their most creative game library yet (if only because lots of games can safely include a creative mode with controls that don't suck)

but overall I think Nintendo is past making "weird" consoles since the launch of the first switch, the joycons have let them do the big weird stuff in individual games instead (LABO, Ring Fit) and now the joycons have even more functions. weird is coming even if the console seems standard

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First time Nintendo has ever called a piece of hardware the whatever 2, isn't it?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually, true. I'll give you that.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We've had:

-super whatever

-whatever advance

-3whatever

-whatever u

-whatever color

-whatever pocket

-whatever light

-whatever sp

but never whatever 2

come to think of it, I don't think they've ever reused any of their "the next version of whatever" terms, each of those is unique

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My favourite dumb name is the

-New 3whatever XL

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

i forgot about "new whatever" that shit made my craigslist search for a used one really annoying. I do think the new 2ds xl is the ideal form of the 3ds generation, but it's such a stupid name.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 months ago

After the Wii U they probably don't want to risk it.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

:kelly: Bait and switch.

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm still calling it the Switch U.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm calling it the Switch Me

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i'm still waiting for the nintendo 65

[–] DeathToBritain@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

gamecube was nintendo 65

wii was nintendo 66

wii u nintendo 67

switch was nintendo 68

which would make the switch the... the... nintendo sixt- 💥🔫 volcel-judge

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

they probably didnt want to confuse people since they were keeping the name Switch, plus It seems nintento learned that they had such a hit with the hybrid console idea that their next consoles will just be more upgrated nintendos Switchs

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Swatch was taken

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not sure what to think of the magnetic lock on the controllers. That side port they plug into looks way more fragile than however the fuck the rails worked.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

if Nintendo changes how their controllers are attached it is most certainly because they figured out a way to make the connection MORE secure, not less

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

From what I understand, magnets will last longer than any other part of the console. It might be a good choice.

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[–] DeathToBritain@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

name is mid, but eh wii u flop spooked them. not that surprised, nobody has misunderstood a ps3 for a ps2 addon.

though I do wonder how much of the wii u flop was less the name and more, it was just kind of uninteresting? personally, the wii u came out when I was in my mid teens and moving away from consoles to PC and was very much uninterested in the wii u so that could be clouding things for me, but I do not know a lot of gamers even who got a wii u and they were not confused about the name

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Posted "Nintendo Switch 2 such a bad name" on a lemmy.world community and got downvoted.

To me the name should be Super Nintendo Switch or SNS like the SNES

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[–] asante@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

im thinking "super switch" would've worked better but the acronym isn't exactly ideal

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So there's going to be a giant 2 on the dock and controller grip? Hm.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Numba two hehehe 💩

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I'm still calling it the Swiitch

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I wanted the SwitchU so they wouldn't sell any again

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Look, if Nintendo didn't want to make a system called Nintendo Dom, why did they make Bowser so horny berdly-smug

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting on the GameCast 2

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Stop combining things I love or I'll get sad they don't exist

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Super Switch

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I'm proposing "Nintendo Switch & Knuckles"

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Nintendo SWiiUtch sicko-wistful

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Lilo and switch

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