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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's legal language. You wouldn't overstand it.

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, he's a bright one.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It simply cannot be understated.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but could it be overstated? or asidestated?

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Possibly! If you could officially instate that, it'd be outstanding!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

I really don't know how they don't understand the very simple concept that you can't force someone into a contract.

But it was nice of him to not charge a fee to keep people updated, I guess.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When you understand something so well, that you now overstand it, to the point it's taking up too much brain real estate.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you have not watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, you'll enjoy it.

[–] Roopappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"By your performance, we mutally agree". "It is now effective due to their performance."

Is "performance" some kind of magic word? On the surface, and also under the surface, this doesn't make any sense.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's all magic words with SovCits.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's all based on the articles of confederation or wtv where it was a bit more free and wild, people had these kinds of rules and contracts between them. Nothing like this of course.

Basically they think an old government piece of paper that has wording they prefer outweighs the government piece of paper they don't. (The one they don't have to pay for, but still get alll the benefits).

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But the gubment forced us into a contract of indentured servitude under the social security gold standard emancipation proclamation​!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was forced into free agent indentured servitude by virtue of being born without capital.

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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"To the Police or whom it may concern,

By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

Right fellas, it's ~~crime~~ freedom time

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone who makes me read a dumb contract owes me $100,000.00 one hundred thousand Untited States dollars. Since I'm feeling generous, I'll take Australian or Canadian dollars too

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

If that's how it worked all we'd need to do is run one of those installers that forces you to scroll all the way down their EULA.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine if the tow truck guy was ALSO a sov cit and he took the contract and did the sovcit magic and signed his name in red ink at a 45 degree angle on this contract lol. Do you think the original guy would be like "hmm OK yup, you got me" or would he double-down?

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why don't I see sovcits demanding fees of the range of 100s of millions of dollars? If they are going to try and insert these beliefs into reality then why not try to become billionaires along the way?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes they do, here's a snippet from a child protection case in Alberta.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Quadrillion dollars!? That's what I'm talking about!

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They might be insane, but at least they're not greedy

Edit: to be fair, they're probably not insane. Just living in a very unjust society, seeing the rich do whatever they want and get away with it, and thinking those same rules apply

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's actually a nice way to explain their behavior. It's easy to just laugh at them, but reality is kinda fucked up a lot of the times too.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Thank god the moron wrote out the number values (.00 cents btw!!!) and then immediately after wrote out the same information but in English. This isn’t a fucking check you dumbfuck, who exactly is getting any value out of doing that?

Maybe you shouldn’t hand write a goddamn “contract” if you’re soooo worried someone might come fudge the numbers you wrote down! Shit, at that point just write out the numbers in English and skip the numerical version altogether. Literally wasting their own time.

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Won't work, he got the protection spell wrong, there is no "Unitided States."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Untitled States of America

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Entitled slates of Ame Rika

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

The third person in this montage is a sovcit who wants $500 to reveal his name. What a deal!

The Dumbest Criminal Ever

"But I already said I'm not driving or operating."

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm now gonna use the word, "overstand" when someone over explains something to the point where they lose me again.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

What if they pay him with one of those coupons they like so much?

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if part of the magic is being hand-written. Would it not work as well if it was typed? Does it matter what color ink or what type of paper you use? Or am I totally on the wrong track, and this person just prefers writing over typing?

Either way, I find it incredibly tragic. Seems like their car was involuntarily towed, which is already a bad situation, and this is going to make things worse. At best, it will cause delays.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.

[–] Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Unlike other sovcit chicken scratch, this person's writing is actually legible.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the equivalent of spam -- "NOW IN REAL LIFE! ™"

Did they illegally park while selling dick pills?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know, but there's a very good chance they illegally parked while also avoiding child support payments.

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