overstand?
overstand???
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It's legal language. You wouldn't overstand it.
Oh, he's a bright one.
It simply cannot be understated.
but could it be overstated? or asidestated?
Possibly! If you could officially instate that, it'd be outstanding!
I really don't know how they don't understand the very simple concept that you can't force someone into a contract.
But it was nice of him to not charge a fee to keep people updated, I guess.
*overstand
When you understand something so well, that you now overstand it, to the point it's taking up too much brain real estate.
If you have not watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, you'll enjoy it.
"By your performance, we mutally agree". "It is now effective due to their performance."
Is "performance" some kind of magic word? On the surface, and also under the surface, this doesn't make any sense.
It's all magic words with SovCits.
It's all based on the articles of confederation or wtv where it was a bit more free and wild, people had these kinds of rules and contracts between them. Nothing like this of course.
Basically they think an old government piece of paper that has wording they prefer outweighs the government piece of paper they don't. (The one they don't have to pay for, but still get alll the benefits).
But the gubment forced us into a contract of indentured servitude under the social security gold standard emancipation proclamation!
I was forced into free agent indentured servitude by virtue of being born without capital.
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"To the Police or whom it may concern,
By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."
Right fellas, it's ~~crime~~ freedom time
Anyone who makes me read a dumb contract owes me $100,000.00 one hundred thousand Untited States dollars. Since I'm feeling generous, I'll take Australian or Canadian dollars too
If that's how it worked all we'd need to do is run one of those installers that forces you to scroll all the way down their EULA.
Imagine if the tow truck guy was ALSO a sov cit and he took the contract and did the sovcit magic and signed his name in red ink at a 45 degree angle on this contract lol. Do you think the original guy would be like "hmm OK yup, you got me" or would he double-down?
Why don't I see sovcits demanding fees of the range of 100s of millions of dollars? If they are going to try and insert these beliefs into reality then why not try to become billionaires along the way?
Sometimes they do, here's a snippet from a child protection case in Alberta.
Quadrillion dollars!? That's what I'm talking about!
They might be insane, but at least they're not greedy
Edit: to be fair, they're probably not insane. Just living in a very unjust society, seeing the rich do whatever they want and get away with it, and thinking those same rules apply
That's actually a nice way to explain their behavior. It's easy to just laugh at them, but reality is kinda fucked up a lot of the times too.
Thank god the moron wrote out the number values (.00 cents btw!!!) and then immediately after wrote out the same information but in English. This isn’t a fucking check you dumbfuck, who exactly is getting any value out of doing that?
Maybe you shouldn’t hand write a goddamn “contract” if you’re soooo worried someone might come fudge the numbers you wrote down! Shit, at that point just write out the numbers in English and skip the numerical version altogether. Literally wasting their own time.
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Won't work, he got the protection spell wrong, there is no "Unitided States."
Untitled States of America
Entitled slates of Ame Rika
The third person in this montage is a sovcit who wants $500 to reveal his name. What a deal!
"But I already said I'm not driving or operating."
I'm now gonna use the word, "overstand" when someone over explains something to the point where they lose me again.
What if they pay him with one of those coupons they like so much?
I wonder if part of the magic is being hand-written. Would it not work as well if it was typed? Does it matter what color ink or what type of paper you use? Or am I totally on the wrong track, and this person just prefers writing over typing?
Either way, I find it incredibly tragic. Seems like their car was involuntarily towed, which is already a bad situation, and this is going to make things worse. At best, it will cause delays.
The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.
Unlike other sovcit chicken scratch, this person's writing is actually legible.
This is the equivalent of spam -- "NOW IN REAL LIFE! ™"
Did they illegally park while selling dick pills?
I don't know, but there's a very good chance they illegally parked while also avoiding child support payments.
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