AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND

I hate so say it, but you should grab Michigan and Wisconsin. Much like a girl I used to know: We can fix her, and she has huge lakes that I find appealing. Or something like that.

Also: why not give Texas back to Mexico? It'd solve their obsession with "the border problem."

You move that gods damned line to include Michigan. Right fucking now.

Nooo, take Michigan, too!

I think I speak for all Georgians when I say please include us too (I definitely do not)

Colorado

Trump: Fine, they can have California for all I care.

Advisors: Sir, if California were its own country it would be the world's 6th largest economy.

Trump: How about if we just send all the Mexicans there with some beautiful rakes?

Cut out eastern Oregon, they want to be part of Idaho anyway.

Excuse me but that incorporation of California, Oregon, Washington and British Columbia gets in the way of the glorious Long Chile Project. We shall be having words.

(By all means do take MN, CT and WDC tho.)

Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn't divided into easily managed nation states.

Australia can come too. THE END!

Edit for the young ones: this is older than YouTube. It was a flash animation which was like a 2d game engine that ran in-game cutscenes in your web browser because that worked on slower internet speeds than video.

Can someone ask r/askconservatives how they feel about this plan?

Include Colorado and Hawaii.

Is the US losing just about all of the top universities in this "trade"?