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Yeah, we doing Facebook-tier ass discussion now. It's my social media of choice as an old bumpkin who doesn't do the Twitter or Tiktoks
If any of you buttholes picks Cena, you're dead to me. Definitely keeping Lithgow but number two is a stumper.
John Brown and John Arbuckle. Obviously.
Leguizamo and Cusack.
Leguizamo:
being cast as 
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Cusack:
for, well, 
member (I know, it aged like milk, but for a rich lib? Fuck it, I'll take it)solid username lol
100% agree
Also Grosse Point Blank is one of my favorite movies.
Leguizamo is Pro-LGBTQ+?!
Cusack is pretty good.
C. Reilly and Goodman. It's a hard choice but I want more Tim & Eric JCR content and I can't give up The Righteous Gemstones. Eagerly awaiting "You can only save two Jons".
Yeah that's the pick for sure
beating the table, baring my teeth WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN FETTERMAN I DEMAND JOHN FETTERMAN
this is fun and all but can we do one about killing the Pod Jons
Which is the John who Dies at the End?
It's implied that they'll get got in the great johntastrophy.
Or they will merge with all of the other Jons in the Jon Instrumentality Project
Fine but we keep Tommy Vitor
I have no idea what he looks like but I did shamefully listen to Pod Save America on my journey through liberalism, temporary Berniecrat, Chapo, and now baby baby leftist.
Around here we only listen to Trillbillies.
Bob Dylan working the return counter at Patagonia
We gotta take it back
Beat all to hell, but we gotta take it back
That was such a fucking incredible bit. I am giggling like an idiot just at you referencing it.
I've been saying it to myself since I heard it and chuckling multiple times a day
got Sausalito cookies at the grocery store last time too lmao (p good! bit pricey for me for how many you get tho)
"Playin' a show in Sausalitooooo California... Jacob's runnin' the merch table. He asked me, 'pa, can I play the opening set?' and I told him, 'boy you just sit there and sell them tshirts"
We love our Trillbillies, don't we folks?? 
That Sausalito bit hit me real hard too lmao. I live right near there.
We don't give a damn. We gotta take it back, put it up on the counter let's have a look at it.
Also the bit about the tinned fish and telling the customer to stick their fingers in their throat to throw up the tinned fish they are returning.
I'm listening to it again just because of this and no matter how many times it still kills me.
Fuckin god tier bit. I've been telling people to listen to them for years and this is possibly the best introductory episode. Tom and Tarence riffing on the ethicist is always peak content.
Somebody needs to upload Trillbilly bits to YouTube like that channel that animates Cumtown bits
the masses yearn for Bob Dylan bits
Godspeed comrade
I have the means to do it but I just lurk on my YT account and leave agitprop-y comments when I can because I am very lazy outside of the handful of irl shit I'm a sicko for like cats and gym
We gotta take it back
all these johns i don't know and no 
a shameful display
I'm assuming there's actually three Johns allowed and OP correctly feels no one should be able to not choose him
Reilly and Goodman. Ez
This is the correct answer. Throw the rest straight into the trash
i would pick john cena twice
You had one job and you failed me twice
I'll save Chef John from Food Wishes Dot Com and then figure out another one from this list.
All I know is Cleese is dead
Do you all see anyone in the panel in the bottom right corner? It looks invisible to me?
No, goddamn this eternal subpar joke
Lithgow, Leguizamo. But losing Goodman makes me a bit sad.
And Cusack has some good stuff to say, if I'm remembering correctly. Damn, this is tough. Lucky we're all adults in the room making the hard decisions. I'm just surprised that this chat is binding.
Two John Goodmans you say? Don't mind if I do.
What's wrong with Cena? He's done more make-a-wish visits than anyone else.
yeah, afaik john cena has probably done the most good in the world of any public entertainer, steals valor every day, and speaks fluent mandarin 
What? That's cool as shit
He def knew about the Vince McMahon shit and didn't say anything
ride or die for vince. he def knew
kinda sours the legitimately incredible amount of make-a-wish work
I push Cleese in front of the train or whatever that's threatening the rest of them
The bottom right box is for a write in?
Who are these people
Left to right, top to bottom: Raul Chamgerlain, Todd Bonzalez, Karl Dandleton, Mike Truk, Willie Dustice, Glenallen Mixon, Bobson Dugnutt, Dwigt Rortugal, Anatoli Smorin and Sleve McDichael
Mortal Kombat character roaster
Lithgow and Cleese
Llegiuzamo and yeah I guess Lithgow.