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The old switcheroo
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I don't consider this non-credible at all.
China can fight the entire pacific - except maybe North Korea, over their 9-dash fantasies.
Or, they could go north where the land is open, the resources plentiful, and no one is going to come to Russia's rescue.
Somebody should tell the Russians that the resources are plentiful, they treat the place like they're trapped in a desert tundra.
Which other ways could we convince China to invade Russia? Maybe start a rumor that Chinese citizens at the border of Russia need help due to the nazification of Russian citizens across the border?
Tell the Chinese government that TSMC has opened a chip fab in Russia
They have been eyeing Outer Manchuria for quite a while.
Aight let's do this.
Stage two:
- set up Hello Kitty stores across Vladivostok
- smuggle in large amounts of dumplings and stinky tofu for street vendors
- paint Taiwan red, blue and white like the Russian flag
This will further convince the Chinese invaders that Vladivostok is, indeed, Taiwan and potentially divert bombers from Taiwan to Vladivostok.
Too credible
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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