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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

UnitedHealth group is hamas

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All we have to do is convince Israel that corporate healthcare is Hamas.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They already bomb hospitals.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 10 months ago

More like 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚐💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚐💀💀💀👶👶💀💀💀💀💀

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

I haven't heard of them condemning hamas, so yeah 100% hamas

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The president can only pardon federal crimes, murder is handled by state law.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could have told the FBI to not bother looking.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

He was snitched on

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How does that thing work btw? Murder is a federal crime as well no? And I remember reading trump's administration executed bunch of people for murders

Sorry for being dumb europoor

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Dual Sovereignty

Both the Federal and State governments have jurisdiction. If the either the state or federal charges get pardoned or acquitted, the other can also prosecute, double jeopardy rules don't affect dual sovereignty.

Edit: The funny thing about this dual soreignty, is that he can get a Jury Nullification on state charges, but then get charged with federal charges and get a different Jury, and this Jury might decide to not nullify and he can still get convicted.

[–] Flipper@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Getting tried for the same crime twice is Bullshit.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Technically, its considered different two different "offences", one is against the State, the other is against the United States of America, even though it may be just one act.

Oh fun fact. If a single act violates 2 states' laws, boths states can individually try you for the same act, since they are different "offences" (even tho its the same act). And the federal government can still try your case on top of that. (Although, I don't know of many instances of doing one act that get you violating 2 states' laws)

I agree, it's bullshit, but the supreme court decided its okay so here we are... sorry, I don't decide the rules, go argue with the supreme court about it 🤷‍♂️

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

He crossed state lines to commit a crime that could be classified as terrorism.

Sounds like a federal case to me!

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Depends on how officially he's pardoning him

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

This could work

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Or we convince him that it will improve his approval ratings for the election in November, and hope he truly DOES have dementia. Maybe he won't realize it's December? Maybe he forgot he's not running for a 2nd term?

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Or convince him he's rich, I guess. He just pardoned a bunch of rich despicable people.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

An Irish man would never love a son named Luigi

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

Convince him he's Italian

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