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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

UnitedHealth group is hamas

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All we have to do is convince Israel that corporate healthcare is Hamas.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They already bomb hospitals.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago

More like 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚐💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚐💀💀💀👶👶💀💀💀💀💀

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I haven't heard of them condemning hamas, so yeah 100% hamas

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The president can only pardon federal crimes, murder is handled by state law.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could have told the FBI to not bother looking.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

He was snitched on

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does that thing work btw? Murder is a federal crime as well no? And I remember reading trump's administration executed bunch of people for murders

Sorry for being dumb europoor

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dual Sovereignty

Both the Federal and State governments have jurisdiction. If the either the state or federal charges get pardoned or acquitted, the other can also prosecute, double jeopardy rules don't affect dual sovereignty.

Edit: The funny thing about this dual soreignty, is that he can get a Jury Nullification on state charges, but then get charged with federal charges and get a different Jury, and this Jury might decide to not nullify and he can still get convicted.

[–] Flipper@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting tried for the same crime twice is Bullshit.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Technically, its considered different two different "offences", one is against the State, the other is against the United States of America, even though it may be just one act.

Oh fun fact. If a single act violates 2 states' laws, boths states can individually try you for the same act, since they are different "offences" (even tho its the same act). And the federal government can still try your case on top of that. (Although, I don't know of many instances of doing one act that get you violating 2 states' laws)

I agree, it's bullshit, but the supreme court decided its okay so here we are... sorry, I don't decide the rules, go argue with the supreme court about it 🤷‍♂️

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He crossed state lines to commit a crime that could be classified as terrorism.

Sounds like a federal case to me!

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Depends on how officially he's pardoning him

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

This could work

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or we convince him that it will improve his approval ratings for the election in November, and hope he truly DOES have dementia. Maybe he won't realize it's December? Maybe he forgot he's not running for a 2nd term?

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Or convince him he's rich, I guess. He just pardoned a bunch of rich despicable people.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An Irish man would never love a son named Luigi

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Convince him he's Italian

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