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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 166 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

😎 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇰 🇪 🇾 🔹 🇲 🇦 🇳 ™️

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's the only way I've ever heard it pronounced in actual speech. Of course, the only times I have heard people talking about it IRL is in CS classes and the like. I don't know many tech nerds IRL to have conversations about computer standards with.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 53 points 10 months ago

I say ass key

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

So was 1975.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago
[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 10 months ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] DasSkelett@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] hono4kami@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] lamp@neon.nightbulb.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ahs-see. The hard C following a vowel and preceding a long vowel makes "ck" seem wrong to me.

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

More like asSY

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