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he's nice but has a weird habit of thanking you for coming (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19021817

thanks for coming to my rule

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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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It’s him,,,

Ted Talker

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[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago

"I was in the war, you know. Gunner in the air force. I shot down 27 enemy planes, but do they call me 'Richard Gunner'? No...

"After the war I went into construction. Give some wood and nails, and I'll build you the nicest of houses! But do they call me 'Richard Carpenter'? No...

"Then I went into politics. Spent my time speaking truth to power, ruffled some feathers, and was well-liked, but do they call me 'Honest Richard? No...

"But sick one little cock, and..."

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Poor little bastards going to school with their mum’s second name, like Derek Camwhore and Abigail Onlyfans

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, "Excel" sounds like a cool last name, but it would be depressing AF if I had it as my own.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm Sam Softwaretester. Please put me out of my misery.

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You should read “Jennifer Government “

They take their last names from where they work. Hack Nike, Bill NRA etc

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ted Talker at lunch: "Now, what if I told you... that right now as we speak... I would like the Filet O' Fish..."

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

There would also be people with the last name masturbator

Which is a perfect reason for this to happen!

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