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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He made one tweet. Honestly if media would just shut the fuck up he wouldn't do it but if they keep talking about it he will solely so they keep talking about him

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dexerto being treated like a serious news organisation and not some crypto chud's billionaire toe licking blog is the issue here

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just a reminder but he didn't buy twitter because he wanted to, he bought it because he couldn't keep his own mouth shut. He's clearly being very careful not to walk himself into another idiotic purchase.

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[–] Blep@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do-something

Come on, i want my friends to try pathfinder.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would be the most hilarious outcome. I despise WotC and Hasbro, so I’d be okay with Musk destroying the company. Give Paizo more business. Maybe get more third party content created for PF2e.

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I don't like PF2e's character building system though. It's too "video-gamey", it makes me think of Diablo 2.

For comparison, if I'm gonna be running a non D&D fantasy RPG, it's gonna be WHFRP.

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[–] notthenameiwant@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well, it's not like he could make MTG any worse at this point, I guess.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

He'll rebrand it into a game about the life of Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mandatory Block-Chain MTG.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

He'll print off a hundred copies of Black Lotus just for himself to sign and sell at 3* the price of an original and the Elon Stans will buy it up within a day.

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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I recently started playing MTG A I was kinda confused about how people hated LOTR crossover. do you know why ?

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every expansion that is based on an IP like lord of the rings in another expansion that doesn't build on the lore of magic the gathering. Wizards of the coast are also starting to do more crossovers in the future, which again makes the problem worse. Its a case of the company prioritizing short term profit from a IP linked set over the long term experience of the player base.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And to be clear, it's not like people are psychotic about the crossovers. Pretty sure the reason is that Hasbro is doing an extreme number of them.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, true. Like half the expansions they have planned currently are crossovers iirc

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a MTG player myself but they probably don't want the game to turn into the Fortnite of card games.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is the core of it. LOTR was basically fine on its own, but part of a trend that now brought us marvel set(s?) and now 1/2 of new sets will be outside IP.

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[–] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

MTG has a ton of in game lore to build from. Just feels like a cash grab to start pulling in other IPs.

The LOTR set also had some really overpowered cards and mechanics. The One Ring is still the most common card in modern.

The chud types were also pretty salty about black Aragorn and there’s no shortage of those assholes in the MTG community.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know how shit the game is rn, but I do know they released this card

Look at those two. I love it.

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[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Any MTG player should know that WOTC can always get worse so-far

[–] jack@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

.maybe something will finally kill that wretched game and people will play good RPGs instead

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[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do not believe Musk has ever played a TTRPG

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And if he has I can only imagine the disgusting level of "That Guy" he'd bring to the table if he did

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He'd have a character Pre-built he got offline that was min/maxxed to shit and role play would just be that he was an epic badass knight who slayed pussy all the time. Plus he's start PvP combat when it was totally inappropriate.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

That character's name? X.

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the stronger parody would be if you could only play as your own sex because anything else would be trans ideology

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You have to play as your Assigned at Birth Gender and all women receive a -2 to strength

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There were rules like that in like 2.0 for old people, kids, and women. Nobody gave enough of a shit to be that pendantic.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He's going to make it known that the lord of Waterdeep was a DEI hire soviet-huff

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The companions of Mithril hall is almost entirely DEI; A dwarf has human children? And his best friend is a Drow? Like what even is a Drow doing in Icewind Dale! Oh and of course he also has a halfling friend; not like he can have dwarf friends or anything! And this is just pure anti-magic bigotry; none of the companions are wizards but as is typical they're happy to use magic weapons! Rather than be an all dwarf cast, they have on anyone but dwarves! Who's this even catered to? Who's this meant to appeal to? You think Drow are interested in this tale? Dwarves? Humans? This is just cultural Harperism.

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

That heavily reminds me of Varg Vikernes’ weird nordic fash RPG with its noble aryan races, evil brown people called Koparmenn, women that are too weak to hunt big game and die from trivial shit and its adaption of the entire Beaufort scale for some goddamn reason.

I would love to see Musk turn D&D into a similar techno-fash abomination. sicko-flipped

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

You HAVE to play as evil characters, anything else is "woke virtue signalling"

There is no real fights, every fight is a guaranteed ez clap. It would be "woke" to have the untersmech you're smiting to put up any fight

Every story is the same, you play as a group of gods who take the form of vampire elves and you just one-shot your "inferiors".

no need for resources, all the NPCs worship you and will give you everything you need free of charge.

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

A mean-spirited sequel to Big

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