Games

"Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON." -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..

Ich geh dann mal

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.

"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Protect the pilot

My toolbox! --Another World

I'm gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

"I've got a plan."

UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE! 

The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.

• Morpheus from Deus Ex

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave

I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL! (Krieg, BL 2)

"My vision is augmented."

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.

"A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

a recent one is all of amanozako's v/o in SMTV "oh you want some, do ya?"