Chapo Traphouse is a podcast featuring Amber A'Lee Frost, Matt Christman, Felix Beiderman, Will Menaker and Virgil Texas
and Virgil Texas
He's come out of hiding?
He's fired
OMG! I didn't even recognize him - has he been working out???
Stand name: Ambassador Kitchen Junior
Stand master: RFK Jr
Yeah you can tell by the forehead size
Amber.
5th annual Epstein Island memorial adventure
E. Coli has the opportunity to do something really funny here.
Lolita Express 2.0
Lolcheeto Express 
Diddler Force One
I know Homelander is a fucking Yankoid fascist but you get my point
Bruh... McDonald's is only edible within like 5 minutes of it being served. How room temperature are those fries?
Any time Trump is on video or before a camera - he's performing and it's as real as the most lying reality tv. I assume when it comes to his private jet fast food photo ops - the food is just a prop that gets thrown away.
Ok everyone, say "cheeseburger!"
I think this crowd is probably more enthusiastic about cheese pizza.
I was about to comment about really wanting some pizza rn until the context clicked for me
AS LONG AS IT'S AMERICAN CHEESE!
I guarantee that went straight into the garbage after the photo was taken
A Blueksy "Caption this" thread - https://subium.com/profile/beingliberal.bsky.social/post/3lb5xuy3ddk2l
[spoiler] low energy
Snakes on a plane.
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Post-election - Bluesky has become a lot less fun for me. The quality of posts and threads has gone downhill. A huge number of shitlibs, turbolibs, grifter libs, resistance libs, the most tedious rockstar libs, etc have come over from Twitter so it's like lib Twitter but far worse. It's a lib echo chamber due to Bluesky's nuclear block and the libs block super-fetish. Also there are LISTS of people they block which are shared. Libs are blocking leftists they never spoke to or even saw the display name of.
did trump really get RFK to eat fucking mcdonalds? that guy hates fast food doesnt he?
probably just pressured him into taking the picture with it. this is the kind of ritual humiliation that Trump lives for, he feels it shows loyalty
"And you all thought golden showers were my humiliation fetish"
WHEN ZEUS HIMSELF OFFERS YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL AMBROSIA - YOU BEND THE KNEE AND EAT IT.
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Seriously though - the two of them are such a weird, unnatural fit. My wild hunch is that even before Trump's inauguration - Trump gets very angry at RFK Jr. for his desire to ban some obscure ingredient in diet drinks that Diet Coke has. And then Trump throws RFK Jr. off the Trump Train and calls him a "nut".
Then the dems actually run RFK in 2028 because we're in hell
I can already hear r/politics in my head...
Look, we need to grow our base to win. That's a fact. It's as simple as that. RFK Jr. isn't any liberal's idea of a perfect candidate but...
No. You look Uncle Zeus in the eye and hand him 2 Ambrosias and force him to humble himself in accordance with ye olde family customs and then you sneer until he gives up at least a rare boon.
The man behind him is pointing a pistol at his head
We're crashing this economy... With no survivors!
Children who love children
nightmare blunt rotation
Our wet boy, is so happy
Back when I would occasionally go to family reunion type things for holiday's, there would be at least one outing to some fast food restaurant while the "big" meal was being prepared and monopolizing the kitchen.
There would be at least one photo taken by a family member that looked like this.
the world's greatest plane crash waiting to happen
Don Jr is putting on a brave face here, but he is actually very upset that he did not get a happy meal toy.
"Manpads" aren't just for trans men
Proposed 2025 official portrait
My name is Ronald McDonald and I approve of this message.
3... 2... 1... OZEMPIC!
Is anyone actually hungry?
No
No
No
No
Is that golden cutlery???
The answer whenever Trump is presented an option while purchasing something is always "the gaudiest you have" and really there's nothing more American than that. My president.
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