I like the detail of this map better, though it is still overly broad (not accounting for AAVE or other minority groups, and not differentiating on age): https://aschmann.net/AmEng/

Not a map, but if you want better spoken examples of various accents and dialects, this is a great source: https://www.dialectsarchive.com/united-states-of-america

5th annual Epstein Island memorial adventure

This looks awesome! Which TUI framework are you using (if any)?

The imperial system doesn't have any electromagnetism units that I'm aware of, so they borrow from SI.

Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.

I'm not sure if this is sarcastic, since I have neighbors just like this. (I hope it is sarcastic)

It's a graph of this: https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4

We don't have to send him to another country. Just put him on a raft in the middle of the ocean.

Definitely this. There are utilities here with 5% service charges for paying online. I'd rather pay by check

Have you never been approached by a weird dude at a gas station who is selling "fresh" meat out of a cooler in the trunk of his car?

We live in very different places. (Not sarcasm, this has happened to me about a dozen times)

I hope it's a callback to this gem:

Cable Internet / DOCSIS splits bandwidth in a way that greatly prioritizes download over upload.