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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! Do not mess with that cat.

First of all, their head is the sigil of Baphomet as recognized by most modern Satanic organizations.

Second of all, they have the tongue of Kali:

the reason for Kali sticking out her tongue is rather domestic. After killing the demon Daruka, Kali drank his blood. The blood drove her mad with bloodlust. She went around the world killing at random...

I strongly suggest you treat that cat like the divine being that it clearly is.

[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

First of all, their head is the sigil of Baphomet as recognized by most modern Satanic organizations.

So what? Baphomet is badass.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 7 points 1 day ago

So, a regular cat then.

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Somebody call the SCP foundation asap

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Pokémon irl

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ai is leaking into real life, this is it guys

Really though, I wonder how this affects its hearing? Do the smaller ears block a lot of the sound from hitting the bigger ears?

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Biblically accurate kitty ❤️

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Probably a fused twin fetus condition like a parasitic twin situation

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finally settling the old "Do cat girls have 4 ears or 2?", I guess.

[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now the question is whether catgirls have four ears or six.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Or... eight??!

Did gallowboob find me? Fuck! I can't lose this fucker.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Aren't they colloquially called fairy ears?

biplane ears nyoomm

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The big ears are always visible. The little ears pop out when she's really pissed. That's your warning to stop touching the belly.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 21 hours ago

Zoom, zoom.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be straight with me, pretend this is off the record.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve spoken with your moderators. This might not be legit.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Which Mod? This community one?. So, He is gonna remove this post?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social -1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sag@lemm.ee 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Naah Tell me If mod gonna remove this one? If yes I will delete it myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 0 points 8 hours ago

You can either tally up your avoidance chart, or take this one like an adult.