It's not even real horniness or lust. I just want the dopamine or whatever that makes life a little less terrible for anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

A non-deterministic pushdown automaton that reaches the final state by popping D(epression) and pushing H(orny)D(epression)

[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

I'm not even really horny anymore. I just want someone to lay on top of me and just fucking crush my soul back in to my body while I cry.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

My body is a machine that turns gluten into diarhea 😔

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

my body is a machine
old and broken

[–] siha@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

The username checks out

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

real