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...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?
distraction 100
That looks like pickled daikon
It looks like ham.
You look like ham
The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.
Wife? Don't you mean my mother?
Isn't that the same person? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Roll tide
It's watermelon radish, not meat.
Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.
Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.
My bad. The cum canal.
Thank you. Was that so hard?
I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.
Japanese people just have eggs for genitals
Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen
...that's not an egg.
Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl
Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?
No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs
Means it has pubes on it.
Holy shit i just realized vegans can't even have noodles made with eggs. No wonder they have to make separate communities and offer each other support, life must be horrible when food tastes like cement.
Sure buddy strawberries taste like cement….
Have you never eaten regular durum wheat pasta?
I think half of my recipes are vegan meals and most of them taste great. So idk what you're on about. Also there are a million ways to make noodles, most don't contain eggs
Yup. I like vegan food. I also like food with meat and stuff in it. I just like good food, and a lot of good food happens to be vegan. Sometimes I'll order a vegan version of a dish just for some variety vs the meat-heavy dishes.
You're right. We all wish that we could eat eggs, meat and dairy but we just physically can't, and that's definitely the only reason we're vegan.
Damn, that sucks. You don't mind if I eat your portion, then?