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[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Republicans consider a "joke" to mean what they retroactively designate something that they meant in earnest as soon as they get pushback.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

That goes against what I believe so I will reject it.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago

RumbaGPT, how will this play out?

He's probably just joking and if he's not, it's not so bad and if it is that bad it won't affect you and it if will you deserve it

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"The things we said we're gonna do? We're doing them."

:O

[-] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!"

[-] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

He was joking. There are many sarcastic jokes on X right now saying 2025 was the diabolical plan all along. Agenda 47 is still the trump plan.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 372 points 1 week ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 122 points 1 week ago

Trump was already facing multiple criminal and civil suits in 2016. They had 8+ years to hold him accountable for even a single thing, and didn't.

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[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 288 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“No one in their right mind is backing 2025…”

Then why did YOU?!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago
[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Is the punchline "we're all fucked"?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Trump will be just fine, and they're all trump in their minds.

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 243 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"He's probably just joking" is something I heard so much over the past few years about things the right has been spewing. THEY ARE NOT JOKING, THEY ARE NEVER JOKING! I don't know how this is a hard thing to understand.

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

For people who apparently joke so much they sure as shit ain't funny

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago

Also, if they are lying about these things, why did they vote for a liar? A lot of people who called agenda 2025 fake or lies still voted for the party representing it.

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[-] zib@lemmy.world 183 points 1 week ago

I used to have a boss who like to joke about firing people on his team. He was a nice guy and there was no ill intention behind the jokes, but we eventually had to sit him down and tell him that he couldn't joke about that stuff because it causes a great deal of stress to people given his position.

Another example is bomb jokes in airports. Aside from just being in poor taste, that's something that will get you arrested and probably put on a no-fly list for life because it's an extremely serious matter with no exceptions.

So, even if Trump and his people are just joking about these horrible things, it's completely unacceptable when it's entirely believable they would do this stuff and would be in a position to make it happen.

TLDR: There are just some things you don't fucking joke about.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 151 points 1 week ago

"I don't like it when you show me what I'm supporting"

[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 week ago

Hold MAGA accountable. Every. Single. Day.

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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 99 points 1 week ago

They've lied so much and gaslit so much that people don't know what to believe anymore.

And with all the AI and Russian troll farm bullshit being posted on social media, it's just poisoning the truth. It's time to ditch Twitter, Facebook and company.

I keep telling my folks that and that they'll end up being influenced and manipulated but they refuse because of how convenient it is. And I almost have to keep it because that's the only way they communicate right now.

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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago
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[-] archonet@lemy.lol 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Conservatives: I like [insert obnoxious conservative figurehead] because they tell it like it is, they mean what they say

Also conservatives, sometimes in the same breath: Fake! [obnoxious conservative figurehead] didn't mean that! Taken out of context! 'Tis but a jape!

Jesus fuck the reality distortion field is strong, it's like doublethink but without being a clever social trick to survive, it's just they're that stupid.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago

bullies always start out "joking"

[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago
[-] Digital_man@lemmy.one 67 points 1 week ago

Worried about making white people uncomfortable is how we got here in this first place.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 week ago

I listened to many interviews with people convinced that Trump wouldn't do the things he said he would do. They definitely won't acknowledge the things he said he won't do.

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