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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're working on it. I'm making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good luck, and thanks for sharing your experience like that. I've always been a proponent of sharing, because you never know if some detail might help someone else. Yours helps me and your attitude is inspiring.


Not fishing for a response, but for context I've been having minor issues with dry heaving and vomiting for about a month. Mine seems to be related to sinus pressure, far as I can tell. Already have appointments, but was getting nervous of what they might find, or that they might not find anything.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The diagnosis of ARFID seems to be the right road to go down. There's a few possibilities that could have caused it but it doesn't really matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?

[–] Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This some breatharian level logic.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

logic

How kind of you, to use that word for it.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You need to entertain your cells!

Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 10 months ago

Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is satire.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh it's not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.

[–] ChocolateTeapot@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

Just.... Why???

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Nah, make it equal, he has to sound that menthol, not just put a bit on the shaft.