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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)
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First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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[-] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 23 points 13 hours ago

mr president, when will hamburger price go down

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 13 hours ago

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Mr.Donald, will the voices stop? Will you stop the voices? stop the voices

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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 13 hours ago

can i have a cabinet position with a silly title and acronym like elon musk

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

no

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

speech-top

angery

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

blompf libbing-out

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 21 points 14 hours ago

Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

Damn, saw right through me xinternet

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago

Hey, man, can I get a small loan of like 5 million dollars? I'd really appreciate it.

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

earn it yourself!

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

OMG! IT'S REALLY HIM!

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!!!!!!

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago

Monster Energy or Ghost Energy?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 14 hours ago

Will you become somehow wetter when you enter the White House or will the drying accelerate?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!!!!!

[-] 2812481591@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago

are you going to send the Cards Against Humanity owners to a CIA blacksite for doing such brutal social media dunks on you?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There's a LOT of paperwork!

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago

Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[-] someone@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago

What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the "crisis in cosmology"?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

Actually, don't bother asking again!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!!!

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago

who wins in a fight, don jr or hunter b?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Barron solos both, easy :larger-adult-son:

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 16 hours ago

Honest question: poopoo or peepee?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago

post hog

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

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