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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)
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First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mr president, when will hamburger price go down

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Damn, saw right through me xinternet

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will you become somehow wetter when you enter the White House or will the drying accelerate?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!!!!!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can i have a cabinet position with a silly title and acronym like elon musk

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

speech-top

angery

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, man, can I get a small loan of like 5 million dollars? I'd really appreciate it.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

earn it yourself!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG! IT'S REALLY HIM!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!!!!!!

[–] someone@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the "crisis in cosmology"?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!!!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Actually, don't bother asking again!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

blompf libbing-out

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honest question: poopoo or peepee?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

who wins in a fight, don jr or hunter b?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Barron solos both, easy :larger-adult-son:

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

post hog

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Monster Energy or Ghost Energy?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr.Donald, will the voices stop? Will you stop the voices? stop the voices

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[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Not my problem, LOSER!