It’s going to be funny if Trump wins and Brandon has to act like the president again for a few months.

I do think Kamala is gonna win, because the abortion ban has been an (undeserved) boon to the demoncrats. Men can’t even wipe their ass, and Trump expects them to hand him the election.

I voted for Claudia

First accusation of being sexist and racist for saying Kamala ran a shit campaign has arrived lmao

Man I thought I was Jokerfied before but I literally just had a multi minute hysterical laughing fit

reddit is in full "tommy needy drinky" mode

Something to have ready when the Democrats lose Georgia:

Atlanta Democrats Blocked the Cop City Referendum — and Alienated a Voter Turnout Operation

In the battleground state of Georgia, Democrats’ decision to disregard the will of 116,000 voters could have major consequences.

I have to ask, if Trump is such a threat to the very democracy of this country why is he allowed to even run? The president was given the power to do anything they want and could have jailed him by now. What gives?

remember, no matter who wins, America gets the president it deserves

51% Trump

47% Harris

77% of votes in, lmao she completely ate shit in Pennsylvania

Tomorrow morning Phillie, Atlanta, and many other cities in swing states will turn in their vote counts. Kamala will be ahead by a razor thin margin. Trump will make an attempt to openly and nakedly steal the election, but JD Vance will assassinate him at the last moment to stop the steal. Kamala will give him the presidency to honor his act of selflessness. His first act as president is to nuke Tehran.

CNN released its first glimpse of the 2024 election results a little after 5 p.m. ET Tuesday. Exit polling is expected to shift throughout the night as more responses are collected.

In the poll, 43 percent of voters said they are "dissatisfied" with "the way things are going in the United States." Another 29 percent said they feel "angry."

You'd think after 236 years of pointless voting, everyone would have learned their lesson.

Damn it really is over

Why is anyone suprised at all? The average American is Trump personified

I'm genuinely wondering a bit if pollsters are so terrified of losing their legitimacy any further that they're decided to just weigh the polls to roughly 50/50. Like they do have to do some math to try to guess what demographics are less likely to answer polls or whatever but after 2016 and 2020 the process probably looks insane.

this just in: americans don't like politicians endorsed by dick cheney

maybe we should tell "israel" to uh, I don't know, maybe stop bombing? They're killing a lot of people you know

liberals: no,

republicans: no,

Schumer just said they'll work across the aisle now to pass bipartisan legislation

The libs are getting creepy with it folks. Yesterday someone came to the door and asked for me specifically, then asked who I was voting for? Thankfully I wasn’t the person who answered the door so I didn’t have to answer them. The postcards were weird (I also got one) but this is just creepy. I really regret changing my registration to Democrat for like one month in 2020 to vote for B*rnie

Sorry leftists but I bet 50.000 chilean pesos on Kamala and I need you to vote for her

Incredible AOC poster, some of the worst Arabic I've ever seen

Oh r/neoliberal is glorious, they're tearing each other to pieces in there. They're turning on Biden, on Kamala, on Zelesnky, on each other. Nothing is sacred to them anymore. Honestly I have hope for a few of them to learn something

When the future histories talk about the fall of the American Empire I believe the first half of the 21st century will be talked about like we talk about Rome’s crisis of the 3rd century. A military, economic, and political collapse.

Militarily: Pulling out of Afghanistan, eating shit in Ukraine, one of the poorest countries in the world (Yemen) giving the most power navy in human history a black eye, and directing a genocide in Gaza

Economic: neoliberalism cannibalized the US productive economy so on-paper economic growth driven by people derivatives on ice cream cone sales.

Political: A democrat will win in 2028. Because we’re now in the terminal decline where everything just gets worse every year. Americans don’t know how to process this so they just blame the president. Obama is the last 2 term president the US ever has.

“Watch as we at US left wing news go to a local university to ask young voters about who they’re voting for.

We will be sure to avoid questions related to corporate capture, inflation, exuberant costs of living, rising costs of education and the US’s role in an active genocide.”

Absolute funniest outcome is liberals having their own Jan 6 after Trump wins

I hope Holocaust Harris fucking loses.

Kid Killer Kamala deserves to get wrecked.

Not Dana White this is so stupid

EDIT: HE THANKED ADIN ROSS, THEO VON, AND JOE ROGAN!!!

Please be a tie please be a tie

The doomposting online right now is so funny

I don't think anything, shall we say, "exciting" will happen, regardless of the result. 2020 was far more tense. Everyone seems so exhausted this time around.

New electoral map just dropped

An important part of your leftist journey is deciding which obscure definitely not marginalized regional group you're going to be really really unreasonably racist about.

All I want is for Kamala to lose Michigan.

It never ceases to amaze me just how unbelievably incoherent the political opinions are of like 95% of this country. It really is on full display right now. Social media is unbearable. Left leaning people from all walks of my life who I thought would at the very least have to see past a little bit of Kamala and the Dem’s bullshit, just a liiiittle bit, are like no “the choice was between a queen and a monster and y’all chose monster” etc. Almost every person in my life has no genuine understanding of what it is they are experiencing or talking about. No curiosity to try to unpack anything. Critique and evaluate the information they are presented with. And honestly worst of all is that everyone is still, STILL, AFTER YEARS OF THIS CONSTANT CONFLICTING SHIT, at their deepest level, above all patriotic to this country. It’s lazy, pathetic, immoral, and deeply embarrassing. 95% of 330 million people, just outright propagandized zombie narcissists who have no fucking clue what they’re saying

The California ballot measure to ban prison slavery lost lmao fuck this piece of shit country

Oh so now that Trump won Gaza & Ukraine is fucked? It was going well before? WW3 could happen? Biden was the peacekeeper of the world or what? absolute wankers they live in an alternate reality

Trump somehow is just given the election because of the senate parliamentarian and the dems just go with it and people should have voted harder

Just voted PSL. Had to write her in, but now I'm second guessing whether I did it right. Last name was supposed to be first? I just wrote Claudia De La Cruz.

Fuck it.

(UPDATED) Kamala has officially lost!

: <- OFFICIAL losers LOL (common zionist L)

Fun fact! Leslie Feinberg started hir political involvement by organizing for Palestine!! 🥰🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️✡️

Goodnight everyone!! ❤️

A bunch of "leftist" streamers are fearmongering about Trump at the last second. I think this is maybe the first time I've removed a post by Good Politics Guy from /r/BreadTube, because he's suddenly discovered that Trump is a Epstein-adjacent child molester and is fine with murdering journalists, and GPG is now screaming about Trump "ending our democracy". Asleep at the wheel until two days before the election? WTF?!

THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE