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You have 8 seconds. (mander.xyz)

submitted 5 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago

Tip my fedora and say M'Lady

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago

This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those "you have 24hs with me" ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.

[-] nobleshift@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

I would glance at boobs when entering and glance at butt when leaving, that's about all I've got time & tolerance for ....

[-] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

That's how you can tell if you're accelerating

[-] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago

For a small moment in time my dick and my brain will have separable frames of reference

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Going down?

[-] werejay@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

[-] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Is this elevator always that fast?

(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

“Up or down?”

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"did you slap fletcher reed today?"

[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Your mother was right

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".