unisex clothing == male clothing

so still cant buy anything with colors or style or anything even mildly feminine without the gay thing being thrown around

Play a female character in an arcade game. Specifically the one in Golden Axe.

Wipe your ass.

Listening to metal music with female singers, on two separate occasions. The first was Planet Hell by Nightwish (from the End of an Era concert), and the second one was either Eluveitie or Dalriada.

Have a straw in a restaurant.

Like the color purple

Kiwi strawberry Snapple.

It was 30 years ago, but it kinda killed the whole concept of calling things "gay" for me.

Surprised no one has posted "use a straw" yet. That's definitely one of the more common ones . Weird as shit.

Haven't heard "gay" as a pejorative in real life since high school in the late 90s.

My wife and my buddy who is bi insist that I cannot have normal conversations with other dudes at the alleged gay bar we like to visit sometimes. They say that I am invariably being hit on, but I don't notice anything like that.

Use a Mac.

Wait, does that ever actually happen as anything but a joke?

I don't live in a shithole, so nothing.