The Viet Cong shot him, our world is just a hallucination inside the dying mind of John Kerry. He still didn't get to be president 
"If you're holding on and afraid of dying, you'll see veterans tearing your campaign apart. If you've made your peace, then the veterans are really swift angels, boating you from the world."
Countdown to the ban for kerryposting 😔
Some posters fly too close to the sun on wings of wax
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Oh shit, is that a thing?
During the early days of hexbear/chapochat, some people used to post John Kerry stuff and pictures to "troll". Some were funny, but it was mostly a bit annoying. This was known as Kerryposting, but it stopped in late 2021.
That was a long time ago, I've forgotten the olden days.
Didn't you hear he died in 2022 (throat slashed)? He even had an in memoriam during that year's Superbowl, between the Mcdonald's and Burger King ads.
I'm lovin' it 
I'd prefer Hexbear's answer to this over Google's, too.
He is an eternal archetype, if the mortal John Kerry ever died, we would have to create a new one.
Hi, this is him, with whom am I speaking?
No. In fact in a recent video he can me seen saying racist/islamaphobic things to a lady.
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