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I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans
The king! The king has revealed themselves!
cop
Bottomless pit supervisor
It's gonna be a full time job keeping so many bottoms out of the pit.
I will be part of the straight, white male gulag. But as a straight, white, male I will take the burden upon myself to be the liaison to the Femme Queer Commune. This will be a self appointed position where I speak for my fellow straightoids on my breaks from the mines.
I'm consulting with my handler, wait 
Right, it looks like I'm gonna be the public facing lawyer who lives outside the compound.
Someone's gonna have to maintain order in the horny jail and administer punishments.
I'll pet all the cats
News anchor
Cum Retrieval Specialist
Well since nobody offered to cook, guess I'll be 
Stovetop and grilling only though I cannot be trusted with baking anything except like nachos.
I can make some mean breakfast, stir fry, kebabs, etc.
I also love gardening so that too since we would likely want to grow as many ingredients as possible.
Small business owner
CW horny
dick sucking factory
that's not the workplace, it's my job title
i can do lots of handyperson stuff excluding plumbing or carpentry (but can learn). im not a tradesperson but do good DIY work and have plenty of tools
also clean and cook. if you let me i'll see where i fall on the femme-butch scale when i wake up each day and assign me tasks based on that
I can do carpentry too
I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.
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Scaring off chasers harassing trans comrades
Here take this super special AKm I got drunk and carved "Bash Back" into the wood stock and then went over it with glitter
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provide sanitary sewers and clean drinkable water for everyone. And farm some.
I can make nuclear weapons so we can defend ourselves.
I'm a nurse irl, so probably nurse!
i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead
crying while frantically looking through a book about tarot while doing a reading using a stack of Monopoly chance cards
That's a thing, people do tarot style readings with random found decks
You're a natural, job chosen
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Digging a hole to China.
rock stacker
Who need they spreadsheet mined?
But probably general maintenance. My favorite jobs were all fixing stuff: engines, guns, lasers, robots, computers, music gear, etc.
I'll be making liquor. There's a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though
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Hard manual labor
Probably about what I do now, musician by night, medical assistant by day.
Game room technician. I'll keep all the machines in working order and make sure the board games get put away properly.
Cat Herder.
construction carpentry or cooking
Seems like cook is covered so I’ll do the gardening
Jail bird
teacher and cook
Black Mage
I’ll provide a heat source, power, and refrigeration
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