"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
Balatro
Welcome to Balatro Lemmy and Mbin Community.
This community is for the game Balatro, which is developed by LocalThunk and published by Playstack. For more Balatro conversation, please head to the stickied FAQ and check out the official Discord channel. Also make sure you read our rules before posting.
Rules:
- 1: Treat all users with respect.
- 2: Posts must be related to the Balatro
- 3: No advertising.
- 4: No piracy.
- 5: No NSFW or adult content.
- 6: Reddit reposts are allowed.
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So what is it?
Only joking!
That causes nasal demons
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
"Barry, other Barry"
Holy shitsnacks!
pootis
You hear about pluto?
So say we all.
Basically... Run
temba, his arms open.
Just who the hell do you think I am?!
There. The circle of stupidity is complete.
Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
We'll bang, ok?
Käse oder Schinken...
Isn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?
Best block, no be there.
RASENGAN
Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
Get the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
And thats why you always leave a note
Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
When you fucking see it!
We are the hammer
$14.99 🦀