Is it too late to get in on the shitposting?

I foresee some of these kicking off a struggle session by accident, but fuck it, we ball.

Gonna have to pause for the evening, got stuff I need to do. Anyone I didn't get to yet, I'll try to come around tomorrow to make you look bad.

im gay

pick me

You can’t own me!!!

This sounds like something that could go very badly, very quickly.

Come at me bro

Oh yeah... do it, ye ligma male!

Fed posting really takes the edge off sometimes, ya know?

I've made peace with being a bad poster, nothing you can find on this account will shame me.

Interesting

Surely old tom is untouchable...

Ugh, fine. I’m kinda scared but hopefully nothing too cringe.

Hell yeah

Howdy, I only say normal and cool things

Yeah it's gonna be easy with me

Challenge level: easy

Own me loser lets do it, cmon lets see ya.

Who?

Go, do it, pull the trigger, shove my words right back at me ^^

This should be a gold mine.

Try me

do it no balls

I've only ever said normal things