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The issues that matter to us all, folks, the issues that uhh… esphegg-jesquick-womfphgle

  • Joe Biden, presumably
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[-] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I bet the people that love to pick on biden for his slight, occasional stutter are the same ones that didn't say a word about our last president being a literal incoherent babbling idiot.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 13 points 1 year ago

As a European I think it's wild. You have a narcissistic idiot trying to ruin democracy on one side, I think we were alot of people being quite anxious about it all, the USA is quite powerful...

On the other side you have a(nother) geriatric, who's losing his train of thoughts, don't really know where he is and what he should be doing.

Don't get me wrong, it's really a BIG BIG SUPERBIG difference but dude you can do better, or so I hope.

Good luck for us all I guess :-)

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Good luck for us all I guess :-)

🤞😬 haha!...😩

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Finally getting some fresh faces in politics

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Next up: newt in a suit

[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Seems like the logical choice, his neck tie game is on point. I suppose a double Windsor is easier to tie with six appendages and compound eyes.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

“Remember when the biggest scandal in politics was the secretary of nighttime wearing a tan tie?”

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 2 points 1 year ago

Or someone getting a blowjob.

[-] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I've seen one of these bugs on the side of the road once:

Weird bug on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Damn, from homeless on the side of the road to being in charge of night-time, this bug is living the America Dream

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Rolly-polly model

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Ooooh exciting did you get any comment from the future secretary for the nighttime ?

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Frog Fractions

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Ooh is that a giant water beetle?

It’s a toe-biter. They have one of the most painful stings among insects.

IIRC, it’s not a venom sting per se. Rather, they inject a digestive enzyme that breaks down the tissues in your skin. So it feels like the sting site is on fire, as all the surrounding nerves slowly get digested.

It’s the same way they feed. They trap prey with those big pincers, then inject them with the digestive enzymes and wait for it to turn their prey into soup.

I just saw a thread about one of these Toe-Biters. Apparently, people named it Quentin Tarantino, and it got Salma Hayek once.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Close. Giant water bug (called "Toe Biters" in some places). Saw one army-crawling across a parking lot just yesterday!

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

What's the difference between a water beetle and water bug? Mostly that one's a beetle and one's a bug.... They're in the same class but different orders. Think of a ladybug (a beetle) vs stink bug (true bug)

Giant black water beetle

Giant water bug

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

have you ever been bit by one?

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe? 🤔

[-] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago
[-] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com -1 points 1 year ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

YEAHHHHHH BUDDDYYYYY ~~LIGHT~~ NIGHT ~~WEIGHT~~ BUG

[-] SwampYankee@mander.xyz -1 points 1 year ago
[-] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com 3 points 1 year ago

No I just think the bug should be in charge looks cute.

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