I am the Armored Core 6 of my friend group, obviously

Elon Musk is the Big Bang Theory of people.

Retweeting something on Twitter is like Bowsers Big Bean Burrito.

X is Toki, something that only the weirdest weirdos can find any value in it but anyone with a bit of self love will immediately avoid.

Instagram is just Farmville over and over.

Reddit is Cookie Clicker, but you're a worker in the cookie factory.

What is Lemmy?

No twitter is not darksoul cause darksoul can make you suffer but unlike twitter this suffering give you pleasure

Oh yes, that was from the times when any game that was a bit more difficult was compared to Dark Souls.

I don’t know the difference between those games but it’s so true

Pound sign gamer moment

Social media is jusr vrchat

The only thing I can guess what the fuck he even means by this is that it's insanely easy to get popular on Instagram; you really just need to hit it 3 times to win.

If I was comparing SM to video games:

Reddit would be GTAV Online because it looks really fun until you actually start playing it a while and realize how fucking abysmal it truly is.

Twitter would be whatever the current most popular mobile bullshit is. Everyone plays it, but nobody would ever say it's actually fun.

InstaGram is Pokemon Snap.

I am trying to think of a mildly entertaining game that was ruined after being purchased by a third party. Maybe Populous? Musk is definitely EA.

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.

twitter is more like prime now a days

If twitter were a video game, it'd be Homie Rollerz.