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submitted 2 months ago by Lemjukes@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 102 points 2 months ago

It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 61 points 2 months ago
[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 months ago

If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

[-] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 12 points 2 months ago

Where are you putting the weights..?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Not the way I do it!

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[-] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 34 points 2 months ago

Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 2 months ago

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago

Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Let me rack you up a line

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

Movin ur blood around

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

you get antihistamines wackin it?

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

fuck the pain away

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

How do you people have that much energy when you're sick

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Exercise in general will do this.

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