Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Recently discovered have ibs.

The silver lining is a good poop excuse.

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Just say "its comin" in a paniced voice without stopping

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago

I was fortunate in that I rode a bike to work. Nobody stops the guy wheeling a bike. It's very clear, I'm leaving. Gtfo of my way.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

This is how I learned to walk silently and swiftly with heavy steel tipped shoes