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[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

The number of utilitons produced in my brain by shoving the author of this into a locker would exceed the number lost by the author from getting shoved into a locker. Therefore, it is a moral imperative that I do so.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I really, really hope that it using this as an example of how stupid and unethical it is to try and measure someones utility

[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago

Nope:

Someone bothered to make this semi-transparent though, which amuses me.

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

economists

Suddenly it all lines up

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

...and they still won't read Marx. They're trying to describe use value, but since they aren't dirty pinko scum they have to bust out the calipers.

[-] Farvana@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 months ago

"Utility is when left side of head go brr"

Economics in this country is such a fucking joke. I don't envy the neurologist who had to try to explain this thing to such dipshits.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

"We've done it! We've done it, Igor! We've created the perfect utility monster! Soon it will be ethical... for everyone else to suffer! Mwahahahaha!"

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

New :clown-to-clown: just dropped

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Someone make this a thing, please lol

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

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[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

This is just basically 1800's British science again, telling us about how the poor and disabled should be murdered, but dressed up for a modern audience.

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 19 points 2 months ago

After the world changing release of Sex 2, we finally bring you the long awaited Phrenology 2!

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Pretty funny that nearly all non-marxist economic value theories are based on utility, IE joy points. Very scientific, yes.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Well... can it, Mr. Bond?

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Has modern technology finally made calipers obsolete?

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