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[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

The Rebels were revolutionaries, not electoral candidates. A more accurate meme would be about voting for Grand Moff Tarkin or Darth Vader, with Leftists siding with the Rebels. George Lucas himself said Star Wars was inspired by the Vietnam War, and the rebels represented the Viet Cong and the Empire represented the US.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 4 hours ago

Empire did nothing wrong, Luke is a wizard terrorist, space monarchies are ok for some reason.

[-] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 hours ago

Darth Vader? You mean Count Binface?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 hours ago

the rebellion was a terrorist organisation, from a certain point of view

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee -3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Terrorism is just regular war that has more effect on general population & public opinion (usually, but not limited to, done by attacking civil targets or military targets in public view). And everyone uses this tactic - big superpowers or a small group of individuals. The difference is that the small group doesn't even have the option to face a superpower in direct military conflict.

Terroristic acts are a bit more democratic in the sense that they bring small voices to the stage that are otherwise drowned out by domestic propaganda.

(Needles to say but still - all violence of any kind is bad!)

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 hour ago

Both of em are bad, that is why I will vote for the Tusken Raiders.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 15 points 8 hours ago

Drag isn't going to vote in the election because both sides are the same. Princess Leia called a wookie a carpet, which makes her just as bad as the Emperor.

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Darth Vader didn't blow up Alderaan, it was Tarkin who gave the order. That said, Vader isn't a good comparison as he is Lawful Evil, but still has good in him. The options we have to vote for this election are Tarkin or Jabba the Hutt but uglier. One is obviously worse.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 42 points 11 hours ago

The first person NBC interviewed after their coverage of the VP debate said that Walz gave competent answers about policy, and clearly stood for average people, while Vance just deflected the whole time. And then he said he still didn't know who he was going to vote for, and that the VP debate couldn't sway him anyway.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -1 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, democracy is a bad idea. Sorry, everyone... But it's the truth. I don't have a better solution.

[-] LuckyBoy@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

Democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Well, we haven't really tried sortition with the whole population as a pool yet

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Just let me have the final say on everything. I'm not a complete moron and not a total asshole.

[-] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 56 points 11 hours ago

The Rebels are comin for your blasters, sheeple!

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 37 points 11 hours ago

They're turning the friggin' womprats gay!

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They're eating the akk-dogs and the tusk-cats!

[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago

lUkE sHoUlD eArN mY vOtE!!! You won’t shame me into voting for him! I don’t care if Vader wins - not my fault! Lalalalala not listening! Down with the duopoly! We will just become ungovernable! Anyone else here voting for Lando?

There did I hit all the points? U••••••••M••• or L•••••B••• want to chime in and let me know if I missed anything?

[-] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

The proper analogy to this election would be if Luke and Vader both had death stars, both had blown up a planet, but Luke's campaign promise was that he'll blow up fewer planets than Vader will.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 8 hours ago

Luke Skywalker owns droid slaves. He's just as bad as Darth Vader.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 40 points 12 hours ago

Both sides will genocide the Ewoks smh

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

I like my ewok shoes and underwear natural, not with fake fur!!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Yeah. I don't see why I should vote for "Endor" Skywalker.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, but Darth Vader will Force choke you.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Harder!!

I mean, leaders lift people up!

[-] soul@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

The Rebellion and the Empire are the same.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

"Number 2 built the Green Dome! What has Number 6 ever done for you?"

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -2 points 8 hours ago

The Empire was right, though. Rebels are terrorists, dude.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

Empire ended wars that have been going on forever, got rid of seriously corrupted religious private group that had power over every aspect of the republic, and Palpatine was voted into power by several democratic layer.

Analkin was an abused slave his whole life & had enough of that bullshit. Basically only made one big free decision in his whole life (and even that was (attempted) murder of some geriatric head of state).

Luke was guided into de facto terrorism by the powerless remnants of previous elites that wanted to get back into power (and ultimately kinda did).

The propaganda how a religious group A is good but religious group B is bad is just insane - they both do the same shady bullshit, kidnap kids, manipulate leaders, kill without consequences, etc.
Its just that the Jedi were historically victorious over Sith (or at least had their golden age chronologically after the Sith had theirs) so they wrote the (re)public opinion on Sith.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

Bro the Empire blew up a planet for a test demo

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago

That was clearly a mining accident. Don't let jedi propaganda fool you.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

They destroyed a planet that attacked the Empire, much like nuclear bombs, that was a deterrent that kept other planets from joining the same power-grab AllTheWrong planet/monarchy was supporting and prolonging the war.

Republic would have enslaved & bombarded the shit out of it, then had years of ground assault campaigns - that is so much more financially lucrative.

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

How else could they test a weapon capable of destroying planets? That act was part of a scientific research!

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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