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Dead set on selling Mars as the new Earth while making Earth the new Venus.
Every planet just moves up in the queue. Earth will become Venus, Mars will become Earth, Jupiter becomes Mars and so on.
I'm afraid i can't let you do that Elong
projected to become first trillionaire
Kinda hard to do when you lose $50 billion for some memes.
Anyone becoming a trillionaire is like a person with $50,000 saying they just need another $950,000 and they'll be a millionaire.
Tesla shareholders approved a $50 billion remuneration package for him a few months ago
Just repair Earth first you fuck
A guy I know told me that we need starship when I sent him some doomer climate news. People are cooked and would rather put their faith in a South African idiot than change their behaviour, or fight for a different economic system.
Where does k-holing yourself and knocking up any woman that looks at you fit into this?
And he's the one bitching about meritocracy going out the window. This has to be the most successful grift 
Does anyone really even believe this dude isn't on a downward trajectory? I don't think anyone's going to be hitting the trillionaire threshold any time soon.
These dudes have spent 50-60 years getting a quarter of the way there. It's not fuckin' happening, dawg.
is that a leather suit
wet fart noise
is his face melting or is he returning to his equine roots?
He's on Mars, so his head is about to explode like in Total Recall.
Melting from the heat of the 50 million GPUs he will transfer his consciousness to
alas
Before - after
As if that techno dick wouldn't just be IRL Vilos Cohaagen. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g
Someone needs to erase his ass in the doohicky.
He's not even using this money though.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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