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[–] asg101@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dead set on selling Mars as the new Earth while making Earth the new Venus.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every planet just moves up in the queue. Earth will become Venus, Mars will become Earth, Jupiter becomes Mars and so on.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 months ago

I'm afraid i can't let you do that Elong

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

projected to become first trillionaire

Kinda hard to do when you lose $50 billion for some memes.

Anyone becoming a trillionaire is like a person with $50,000 saying they just need another $950,000 and they'll be a millionaire.

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just repair Earth first you fuck

[–] Sausage@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

A guy I know told me that we need starship when I sent him some doomer climate news. People are cooked and would rather put their faith in a South African idiot than change their behaviour, or fight for a different economic system.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And he's the one bitching about meritocracy going out the window. This has to be the most successful grift i-cant

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where does k-holing yourself and knocking up any woman that looks at you fit into this?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Does anyone really even believe this dude isn't on a downward trajectory? I don't think anyone's going to be hitting the trillionaire threshold any time soon.

These dudes have spent 50-60 years getting a quarter of the way there. It's not fuckin' happening, dawg.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

wet fart noise

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

As if that techno dick wouldn't just be IRL Vilos Cohaagen. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g

Someone needs to erase his ass in the doohicky.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

is his face melting or is he returning to his equine roots?

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago

He's on Mars, so his head is about to explode like in Total Recall.

He's not even using this money though.