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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 minutes ago

Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 7 points 1 hour ago

It's interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he's distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.

As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he's really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what "mainstream" conservative discourse is, and where it is headed -- as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 hour ago

Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.

This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.

Here's the idiot eating McDonald's while visiting Japan's Prime Minister.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

JD Vance doesn't know how to order donuts at a donut shop.

He doesn't do his own shopping.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

JD Vance walks into a supermarket: "Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what's reasonable."

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

some drumsticks, some wings... beaks, whatever makes sense...

[-] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Walz lets you cut in from of him.

Jimmy Dean pays an immigrant $3 an hour to shop for him and tells them they're ruining the country when they return with the food.

[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 63 points 4 hours ago

Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 32 points 4 hours ago

And it rolls into some poor person's old beater car and scratches it.

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 14 points 3 hours ago

If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I'm feeling like he wouldn't care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn't inconvenience him.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 26 minutes ago)

He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.

[-] Curiousfur@yiffit.net 41 points 5 hours ago

Hides the chicken behind something because he's embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

Not because he's embarrassed, but because he wants employees to suffer.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don't care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?

The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?

In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn't make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Probably played reverse Easter with that tray of eggs once the camera cut out

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 44 points 5 hours ago

I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver..

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Hittin it raw

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 5 hours ago

… eww

Right but wow I didn’t want to imagine that.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Commenting on your post so you get a notification and imagine that again

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

And then put it back.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Cream filled chicken.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 4 hours ago

goofus and gallant reborn for a new age

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn't even being virtuous, just blindly obedient..

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 3 hours ago

don't do what johnny don't does

[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They could’ve made this clearer.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 25 points 5 hours ago

So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don't want it, the store has to throw it away.

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 hours ago

I've worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it's warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.

Items are only thrown out if they've been removed from the store before returning.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Why I always put it back.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

Vance would go behind someone's back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Or on the floor, and kick it elsewhere.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?

I'd probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn't stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

I've seen someone leave a whole raw chicken in the freezer on top of the ice cream and I pulled it out myself and asked him if he had any respect for anyone else.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

He definitely fucks the chicken.

this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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