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I would be a capybara. King of the rodents who is friends with everyone!

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[-] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Beaver. They build themselves a fortress with a moat and underwater entrances and they have that big ass tail they can slap on the water.

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Found the engineer!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago

I would also be a capybara.

[-] Amkorra@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Indian giant squirrel. Be a squirrel but fabulous.

[-] PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I am totally with the capybara.

[-] WowMyNameIsUnique@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Remy the rat from the hit movie Ratatouille

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Can you cook well or do you just have a hair pulling kink?

[-] WowMyNameIsUnique@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well I'm not one to rule anything out...

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

One of the rats in the nonexistent 1980s production Rat Park, the funky Canadian comedy animal show based on the research of Bruce K. Alexander with uncredited riffs on themes from Robert K. O'Brien's 1971 novel Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH.

Unfortunately, Rat Park was retroactively canceled by copyright-enforcing time-travelers after the release of the 1982 American cartoon film The Secret of NIMH which rewrote the biochemical uplift of intelligent rodents into a story about wizards and magic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oddly specific. I love it

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Yep, the only option really

[-] TawdryPorker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I was here to say...

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

A man (or women) of culture I see!

Probably a rat. I would only live 2-3 years, but they'd hopefully be a good 2-3 years.

[-] brad@toad.work 7 points 1 year ago
[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This might be one of the most clever answers to this question I've received. Great choice. May you find mutant turtles you can raise one day.

[-] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Marmot/Groundhog/Woodchuck/Whistlepig. I want to be relied upon to predict the Spring forecast over and over and over and over.

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

A rodent of the people!

[-] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I want to specifically be that capybara riding the crocodile.

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Everyone needs a friend they can ride. 😬

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nicknamed Rodent in high school so I guess I'd be me.

[-] soyagi@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Mickey Mouse. He never has money troubles and barely seems to age.

[-] sarchar@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Ferret! Just play and have fun 24/7.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

But... rodents...

I would have answered ferrets, but unfortunately they aren’t rodents

[-] sarchar@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not the smartest rat in the pack! Oh well!

[-] RudeGryphon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I love that attitude. I hope you love your best ferret life. Just remember to shower.

[-] sarchar@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Probably gonna need it twice daily.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Frank Sinatra

this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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